1 00:00:01,567 --> 00:00:03,922 Welcome back to TV's most talked about talkshow, 2 00:00:04,087 --> 00:00:08,046 What's On Your Mind. And heeere's Umberto! 3 00:00:08,527 --> 00:00:11,166 Why Men Are Jerks? Okay, we're back. 4 00:00:11,287 --> 00:00:12,686 So tell us, Rochelle Carney, 5 00:00:12,807 --> 00:00:15,037 why are men jerks? Do you think that I, 6 00:00:15,167 --> 00:00:17,442 Umberto Ortega, am a jerk? 7 00:00:18,607 --> 00:00:21,804 Well, we'll have to have your audience to answer that one, Umberto. 8 00:00:21,887 --> 00:00:24,003 My experience is with the corporate jerks. 9 00:00:24,087 --> 00:00:26,726 It's all in my book, every disgusting detail. 10 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:29,839 Okay, let's ask Sis Finsterrel, she's the president of WOMB, 11 00:00:29,967 --> 00:00:31,764 that's Women for the Overflow of... 12 00:00:31,847 --> 00:00:35,726 Women for the Overthrow of Male Bastions. 13 00:00:36,607 --> 00:00:37,607 Yeah, right. 14 00:00:38,007 --> 00:00:42,444 Okay, you just issued a report citing gross sexist practices at Omni-Consumer Products. 15 00:00:42,647 --> 00:00:46,526 That's illegal pay, harassment, all that sort of jazz, you know. 16 00:00:46,527 --> 00:00:50,076 - In fact, Alberto, we... - Umberto, Umberto. 17 00:00:50,927 --> 00:00:51,962 Whatever. 18 00:00:52,127 --> 00:00:55,756 We documented 32 cases of sexual harassment last year alone. 19 00:00:55,887 --> 00:00:59,277 Lies, all lies. And I, for one, am not a jerk. 20 00:00:59,407 --> 00:01:04,162 - Aubrey, you're letting the side down! - The demonstrators are back, Mr. Chairman. 21 00:01:04,647 --> 00:01:06,126 Thank you, Queensburry. 22 00:01:06,287 --> 00:01:09,200 - Proceed as usual. - Love their jobs! 23 00:01:09,207 --> 00:01:11,880 I worked my derriere off for OCP media... excuse my French. 24 00:01:12,087 --> 00:01:15,477 I produced one of the biggest hits they ever had. 25 00:01:15,767 --> 00:01:18,679 Inside Crime, I'm sure you all remember it. 26 00:01:18,807 --> 00:01:22,163 And what things did I get? They tossed me away like a used tissue. 27 00:01:22,287 --> 00:01:25,677 Because you conspired with criminals, to fix the shows, um... 28 00:01:26,407 --> 00:01:29,717 Aubrey Fox was my boss. And ladies, I can assure you: 29 00:01:29,807 --> 00:01:33,482 It wasn't my job performance he was interested in. 30 00:01:34,167 --> 00:01:35,600 I... 31 00:01:35,767 --> 00:01:40,238 I've always had the utmost respect for OCP's fine female employees. 32 00:01:40,367 --> 00:01:42,801 And how do you spell "respect", Aubrey? 33 00:01:42,847 --> 00:01:45,759 S-E-X? 34 00:01:46,327 --> 00:01:49,876 Damn it, we've got to stand up to these... women! 35 00:01:50,087 --> 00:01:55,115 OCP - not for me! OCP - not for me! 36 00:01:55,287 --> 00:02:00,315 OCP - not for me! OCP - not for me! 37 00:02:00,447 --> 00:02:02,961 OCP - not for me! 38 00:02:04,887 --> 00:02:07,401 Steady on, Queensburry. 39 00:02:07,847 --> 00:02:10,600 We are... not intimidated. 40 00:02:19,687 --> 00:02:22,645 No violence, no harassment! 41 00:02:22,807 --> 00:02:26,516 Remember what we stand for! 42 00:02:30,007 --> 00:02:31,565 All clear ahead, sir. 43 00:02:32,687 --> 00:02:34,837 Well, I think we showed them something. 44 00:02:41,127 --> 00:02:43,243 - This is it, girls! - Battle stations! 45 00:02:43,327 --> 00:02:45,887 - Let's go! - Come on! 46 00:02:49,047 --> 00:02:53,199 We caught you now! Rad fems, go! 47 00:02:56,447 --> 00:02:58,836 - Battle stations, Queensburry! - Yes, sir! 48 00:03:03,887 --> 00:03:05,923 How's business, creep? 49 00:03:10,727 --> 00:03:13,958 Stop this! No, girls, stop this! 50 00:03:14,207 --> 00:03:17,324 No violence! Stop! Damn it! 51 00:03:26,527 --> 00:03:28,518 Get outta there, sir! Save yourself! 52 00:03:28,607 --> 00:03:30,040 Young lady, slow down! 53 00:03:36,727 --> 00:03:38,479 You stop that! You let him go! 54 00:03:40,007 --> 00:03:43,841 - You know what, I think yellow is your color. - Why don't we accessorize? 55 00:03:44,207 --> 00:03:46,323 Hey, hey! 56 00:03:55,207 --> 00:03:56,356 Robocop! 57 00:03:58,687 --> 00:04:00,200 Hold still, creep! 58 00:04:02,247 --> 00:04:04,602 Ladies, drop your weapons. 59 00:04:04,727 --> 00:04:08,766 Well, lookie here: A man chauvinist machine! 60 00:04:08,927 --> 00:04:12,761 - I said, drop your weapons. - Be careful, they're animals! 61 00:04:12,927 --> 00:04:16,761 - I do not wish to harm you. - Oh no, no, of course not! 62 00:04:16,847 --> 00:04:21,159 - We're too weak and helpless to that. - Right, Robopig? 63 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:28,685 You are under arrest! 64 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:32,520 Police brutality! 65 00:04:32,527 --> 00:04:34,961 Civilization as we know it 66 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:36,846 is at an end. 67 00:04:37,967 --> 00:04:40,037 Police brutality! 68 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:44,207 Go ahead and shock the flatline, then let's quit. 69 00:04:44,231 --> 00:04:45,550 Okay, everybody clear! 70 00:04:46,047 --> 00:04:49,119 Officer Alex Murphy shot to death in a line of duty. 71 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:53,558 Legally he's dead. We can pretty much do what we want. 72 00:04:54,847 --> 00:04:57,919 There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop. 73 00:05:07,927 --> 00:05:09,599 Murphy, it is you. 74 00:05:49,127 --> 00:05:52,358 Give us three minutes, and we'll give you the world. 75 00:05:52,527 --> 00:05:56,884 This is Media-Break with Bo Harlan and Rocky Crenshaw. 76 00:05:57,567 --> 00:06:01,446 Our top stories: Italian government falls after 10 minutes in office. 77 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:04,479 New language laws in France: Speak English, go to jail. 78 00:06:04,567 --> 00:06:07,400 And locally, the takeover bid for Omni-Consumer Products 79 00:06:07,527 --> 00:06:10,246 by rival Vetrocomp Industries moves ahead. 80 00:06:10,327 --> 00:06:14,320 That's right, Rocky, a vote by OCP's board of directors in 2 days time 81 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:18,446 looks like a photo-finish, and Vetrocomp CEO Harold Hammersmith 82 00:06:18,527 --> 00:06:19,846 is confident. 83 00:06:19,927 --> 00:06:22,157 I sat in OCP's board for 5 years. 84 00:06:22,287 --> 00:06:25,165 I am sure its members will see things our way. 85 00:06:25,447 --> 00:06:29,804 Meanwhile, Bo, responding to the WOMB report on sexual oppression at OCP 86 00:06:29,967 --> 00:06:34,006 thousands of women are picketing stores where OCP products are sold. 87 00:06:34,207 --> 00:06:39,281 Vandalism, looting and random muggings of male executives have been reported. 88 00:06:39,887 --> 00:06:43,436 - Troubling times, Rocky. - For some, perhaps. 89 00:07:03,807 --> 00:07:04,956 You're late. 90 00:07:06,407 --> 00:07:08,204 Nice to see you, too, sweetheart. 91 00:07:08,687 --> 00:07:14,796 My name is Miss Carney, and I happen to be a role model for downtrodden women everywhere. 92 00:07:14,927 --> 00:07:18,078 So I'll thank you to show a little respect, Mr. Chayken. 93 00:07:18,247 --> 00:07:21,796 Why don't you just call me Chip? Hey, no offense. 94 00:07:23,047 --> 00:07:25,641 I have nothing but respect, after all, 95 00:07:25,767 --> 00:07:28,565 bestsellers don't grow on trees, you know. 96 00:07:28,647 --> 00:07:33,038 Spare me your sarcasm, Mr. Chayken. My public happens to need me. 97 00:07:33,687 --> 00:07:38,203 We have a bond, something you obviously wouldn't understand. 98 00:07:38,367 --> 00:07:42,645 Oh, but I would. You see, you and I have a bond too. 99 00:07:44,087 --> 00:07:46,965 We've both been victimized by OCP! 100 00:07:47,767 --> 00:07:48,802 I certainly have. 101 00:07:50,127 --> 00:07:53,039 You're a fascinating woman, Miss Carney. 102 00:07:53,167 --> 00:07:57,365 I watched you on TV and I loved your... tender. 103 00:07:57,807 --> 00:08:00,924 When you called, you mentioned a certain figure. 104 00:08:01,087 --> 00:08:02,884 It began with a "B". 105 00:08:03,127 --> 00:08:05,641 A billion dollars? Was that the one? 106 00:08:07,647 --> 00:08:10,445 Just out of curiosity: How? 107 00:08:10,647 --> 00:08:12,638 That's really very simple. 108 00:08:12,847 --> 00:08:16,237 I've set some things into motion, which promised to be... 109 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:18,282 promising. 110 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:20,247 Such as? 111 00:08:21,687 --> 00:08:24,201 Extortion, embezzlement, kidnapping, murder. 112 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:27,723 Some very interesting things. But the best part is... 113 00:08:29,847 --> 00:08:31,803 we're gonna get away with it. 114 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:34,805 And you expect me to take part in such a horrible scheme? 115 00:08:34,967 --> 00:08:37,003 What must you think of me? 116 00:08:37,167 --> 00:08:40,079 Like I said, you... are... 117 00:08:40,207 --> 00:08:42,641 I know... fascinating. 118 00:08:44,647 --> 00:08:46,922 But before you find out just how fascinating... 119 00:08:47,087 --> 00:08:50,636 why don't you warm me up with a few details... 120 00:08:51,127 --> 00:08:53,197 Chip? 121 00:08:58,127 --> 00:08:59,958 Women, huh? Amazing. 122 00:09:00,167 --> 00:09:03,045 I arrested two of them for defacing police property. 123 00:09:03,487 --> 00:09:07,002 - Me. - Well, they took advantage of your programming. 124 00:09:07,287 --> 00:09:09,960 I cannot use physical force against a woman. 125 00:09:10,127 --> 00:09:13,836 And that's just what they were counting on. Believe me, women can be very cunning. 126 00:09:13,927 --> 00:09:16,725 Really? Do tell us about it, Charlie! 127 00:09:18,207 --> 00:09:20,004 Well... look what's happening out there. 128 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:23,039 Women are parading around, smashing things, picketing OCP. 129 00:09:23,207 --> 00:09:27,768 Well, maybe they're upset about the way OCP does business, and maybe they're right, did you ever think about that? 130 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:29,921 - Are you defending them? - Are you defending OCP? 131 00:09:30,087 --> 00:09:32,476 Well, I work for OCP. And so do you. 132 00:09:32,567 --> 00:09:36,480 - Oh, my company right-or-wrong, is that it? - No, no, of course not. 133 00:09:36,607 --> 00:09:39,405 But... yes, yes, why not? Those women are dangerous. 134 00:09:39,527 --> 00:09:41,643 Anyone can be dangerous... 135 00:09:42,167 --> 00:09:43,839 when provoked. 136 00:09:44,887 --> 00:09:46,002 Amen to that. 137 00:10:03,487 --> 00:10:04,886 Damn this thing! 138 00:10:14,087 --> 00:10:15,087 Game? 139 00:10:17,607 --> 00:10:20,440 The vote is in 36 hours. 140 00:10:20,567 --> 00:10:25,595 - Shouldn't you be out there doing something? - Come on, Hammersmith, relax! 141 00:10:25,807 --> 00:10:27,320 We'll cruise them. 142 00:10:28,047 --> 00:10:31,119 By the way, have your pals on the board fallen into line? 143 00:10:31,327 --> 00:10:34,956 Oh, that dirt you've dug up on them, what choice do they have? 144 00:10:35,167 --> 00:10:36,885 Good. 145 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,678 Excuse me. 146 00:10:44,007 --> 00:10:46,726 Yep, I've got dirt on just about everybody. 147 00:10:50,607 --> 00:10:53,326 Absolutely everybody. 148 00:10:54,207 --> 00:10:58,837 But, once I'm VP RandD of the new OCP Vetrocomp, 149 00:10:59,167 --> 00:11:02,000 we can put all that stuff behind us. Yes? 150 00:11:02,527 --> 00:11:04,518 Don't threaten me, Chayken. 151 00:11:04,607 --> 00:11:08,839 Threaten? Oh, Harold, I don't threaten. I'm a business man. 152 00:11:09,727 --> 00:11:12,036 - I leverage. - Call it what you want, 153 00:11:12,167 --> 00:11:15,364 there's still the chairman and there's 51%. 154 00:11:15,527 --> 00:11:17,722 Leave the chairman to me. 155 00:11:17,887 --> 00:11:21,562 - As I told you... - You didn't tell me anything! 156 00:11:21,767 --> 00:11:25,123 Whatever you do, it's none of my business. 157 00:11:25,727 --> 00:11:28,366 - You got that? - Loud and clear, Harold. 158 00:11:34,967 --> 00:11:37,561 You're a guest in this house, Chayken, 159 00:11:37,727 --> 00:11:41,356 but I'd appreciate it if you go easy on my private stock. 160 00:11:41,807 --> 00:11:46,403 That layered Glen Gully you're guzzling happens to be a 100 years old. 161 00:11:46,487 --> 00:11:47,487 Really? 162 00:11:55,327 --> 00:11:57,158 Tastes fine to me. 163 00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:07,279 We've got pickets at over a dozen... 164 00:12:08,607 --> 00:12:10,327 You're gonna have to be security-conscious. 165 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:14,798 We cannot have our rallies taken over by the rad fems, it destroys all the good work we're doing, okay? 166 00:12:19,207 --> 00:12:20,481 Rochelle Carney, right? 167 00:12:21,367 --> 00:12:24,006 I saw you in Umberto with Sis Finsterrel. 168 00:12:24,087 --> 00:12:26,601 You really put that little OCP termite in its place. 169 00:12:26,687 --> 00:12:29,281 Thank you, somebody had to. 170 00:12:29,487 --> 00:12:32,365 - Um... - I'm Nancy Murphy, I'm recording secretary of WOMB. 171 00:12:32,567 --> 00:12:35,479 Oh, nice to meet you. I really admire what you do. 172 00:12:35,767 --> 00:12:40,363 You know, my heart breaks when I think of all those other women being victimized at OCP. 173 00:12:40,967 --> 00:12:43,800 - Sis'll be back soon, if you want to wait. - Yes. 174 00:12:44,007 --> 00:12:46,965 Perhaps I'll chat with the other sisters. 175 00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:52,200 Those two, where have I seen them before? 176 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:57,679 Probably on the news, that's Willa Sweet and her friend. 177 00:12:57,967 --> 00:13:00,561 They're the ones who attacked the chairman of OCP. 178 00:13:01,327 --> 00:13:02,726 We just bailed them out. 179 00:13:02,887 --> 00:13:07,005 They're rad fems and we don't approve of their tactics, but we're all in this together. 180 00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,079 Well put and so true. 181 00:13:09,367 --> 00:13:10,720 Excuse me, won't you? 182 00:13:20,687 --> 00:13:23,042 Well, just in time. Come in. 183 00:13:23,567 --> 00:13:24,567 Come in. 184 00:13:30,007 --> 00:13:33,079 Willa, Punk, I'd like you to say hello... 185 00:13:34,527 --> 00:13:35,676 to Cha-Cha. 186 00:13:42,207 --> 00:13:47,042 We, in corporate America, have a responsibility 187 00:13:47,207 --> 00:13:51,326 to stand up to those who would radicalize... Radicalize? 188 00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:56,242 - Radicalize. - Our nation or destroy our way of life. 189 00:13:57,807 --> 00:13:59,638 That's very moving, sir. 190 00:13:59,727 --> 00:14:01,843 - Oh, you wrote it, Aubrey. - You inspired me, chief. 191 00:14:02,327 --> 00:14:04,966 Mr. Chairman, there's some ladies here from WOMB to see you. 192 00:14:05,087 --> 00:14:07,282 - What? - They say they have an appointment. 193 00:14:07,887 --> 00:14:10,727 They have no such thing. Get rid of them. Call security if you have to! 194 00:14:10,807 --> 00:14:14,083 If I may suggest, this might be a good time to try the 10% thing. 195 00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:15,167 Yes, you're right. 196 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,559 Wait a minute. Show the ladies in. 197 00:14:19,527 --> 00:14:21,597 - I'll handle this. - Of course. 198 00:14:33,087 --> 00:14:34,122 Ladies! 199 00:14:36,967 --> 00:14:40,357 - Well, thank you so much for seeing us. - Not at all, 200 00:14:40,487 --> 00:14:43,923 WOMB is always welcome here. Sit down, please. 201 00:14:56,487 --> 00:14:59,559 Aubrey, would you tell my secr... executive assistant 202 00:14:59,687 --> 00:15:02,247 that she won't be needed any more tonight. 203 00:15:02,487 --> 00:15:05,081 - A boss who cares. - At least I try. 204 00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:08,601 I must say, 205 00:15:08,887 --> 00:15:11,526 you ladies look familiar. 206 00:15:12,807 --> 00:15:16,004 - Have we met somewhere? - I don't think so, no. 207 00:15:16,287 --> 00:15:17,322 In any case, 208 00:15:17,447 --> 00:15:21,838 I'm glad you've come by. I have some ideas I'd like to share. 209 00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:25,158 Really? Oh, that's great because 210 00:15:25,327 --> 00:15:29,115 we have some ideas that we'd like to... share with you. 211 00:15:30,367 --> 00:15:32,005 - What's going on? - Shut up! 212 00:15:32,087 --> 00:15:35,841 Mr. Chairman, you have exactly 60 seconds 213 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,566 to change. 214 00:15:48,327 --> 00:15:51,846 Hey guys, we just got a message on the comm net the chairman... he's been kidnapped. 215 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:54,023 - Signed "A woman's work is never done." - What did I tell you? 216 00:15:54,047 --> 00:15:56,847 I thought it was a hoax but I tried to call OCP, their lines are down. 217 00:15:57,087 --> 00:15:58,236 Sounds like trouble. 218 00:16:16,567 --> 00:16:17,886 Make yourself comfortable! 219 00:16:17,967 --> 00:16:20,766 Yeah, save your energy. You'll need it. 220 00:16:20,767 --> 00:16:23,600 - What's going to happen? - It's very simple, Mr. Chairman. 221 00:16:23,967 --> 00:16:27,516 We are going to do to you what you've been doing to us since the beginning of time. 222 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:41,884 Now you're talking! 223 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:46,446 Oh yes! 224 00:17:11,047 --> 00:17:14,357 - Chip Chayken? - Hey babe, how's tricks? 225 00:17:15,007 --> 00:17:17,805 Where's the chairman? What have you done? 226 00:17:18,567 --> 00:17:20,762 Oh, is that a new way to greet your old boss? 227 00:17:20,847 --> 00:17:23,839 After all, I made you what you are today. 228 00:17:23,927 --> 00:17:28,443 - Yeah, after you and Dr. Mallardo murdered me. - Honey, we only did it for your brain. 229 00:17:28,687 --> 00:17:30,723 At least we took you seriously. 230 00:17:30,807 --> 00:17:33,958 It was either that or the typing pool, doll, I'd say we did you a favor. 231 00:17:34,087 --> 00:17:37,204 - Aren't you supposed to be in prison? - Early release. 232 00:17:37,727 --> 00:17:38,762 Good behavior. 233 00:17:39,887 --> 00:17:44,166 I've been returned to society. To do what I do best. 234 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:46,556 Yeah, for about 10 seconds, dirtbag. 235 00:17:47,087 --> 00:17:48,998 Or is it... Miss Dirtbag? 236 00:17:49,287 --> 00:17:52,996 Yeah, very cute, Diana. Oh, by the way, how are you feeling right now? 237 00:17:53,487 --> 00:17:56,126 - A tad listless, maybe? - What do you mean? 238 00:17:56,207 --> 00:18:00,280 I hate to do it to you, kid, but you're the last line of security here. 239 00:18:00,687 --> 00:18:03,155 One of us has got to go. 240 00:18:12,847 --> 00:18:15,645 It's a virus, kid. A new strain. 241 00:18:16,247 --> 00:18:20,126 Much more refined, no power loss, no Neurobrain drain. Just... 242 00:18:20,247 --> 00:18:23,717 aloha, Diana! 243 00:18:23,807 --> 00:18:28,244 What you're feeling right now is a nice comfortable coma coming on. 244 00:18:28,487 --> 00:18:33,083 And then, in about 23 hours and 56 minutes, 245 00:18:34,807 --> 00:18:38,641 - you'll croak. - You slimy corporate creep! 246 00:18:39,287 --> 00:18:40,481 You murderer! 247 00:18:43,487 --> 00:18:44,920 Goodbye, sweetheart. 248 00:19:10,167 --> 00:19:12,761 Come on, baby, do it for daddy! 249 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:18,681 Yes! 250 00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:47,720 - Don't shoot, I'm harmless! - Where is the chairman? 251 00:19:48,247 --> 00:19:50,966 The chairman? What happened to the chairman? 252 00:19:52,287 --> 00:19:53,322 Robo, in here! 253 00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:03,516 And as a representative of WOMB, I'm delivering the following statement. 254 00:20:03,727 --> 00:20:06,446 The chairman of OCP has been kidnapped. 255 00:20:06,607 --> 00:20:10,520 He'll remain our hostage until he agrees to all WOMB demands 256 00:20:10,687 --> 00:20:13,485 and equal rights to female employees. 257 00:20:14,927 --> 00:20:18,840 We are serious. He does not do what is just and fair, 258 00:20:19,007 --> 00:20:22,363 he'll suffer the consequences. All for now. 259 00:20:25,487 --> 00:20:28,320 The one from TV... 260 00:20:28,487 --> 00:20:30,125 - What's her name? - Willa Sweet. 261 00:20:30,247 --> 00:20:34,559 Blond and a red-haired, young, attractive, big... 262 00:20:34,687 --> 00:20:35,687 smiles. 263 00:20:35,887 --> 00:20:40,324 They've found curled synthetic hairs. Blond and red. Wigs. 264 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,840 - Naturally. - But no prints. 265 00:20:41,967 --> 00:20:44,162 They were wearing white gloves. I remember that. 266 00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:55,237 There is facepowder on the keyboard. 267 00:20:55,607 --> 00:20:56,960 They have accessed the computer. 268 00:21:01,087 --> 00:21:02,839 I will analyze this. 269 00:21:02,967 --> 00:21:06,642 My God. This could be the end of OCP! 270 00:21:06,767 --> 00:21:09,964 - What are you talking about? - The Vetrocomp board is tomorrow 2 o'clock. 271 00:21:10,087 --> 00:21:13,363 The chairman isn't here, he shares a proxy among the other board members. 272 00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:18,002 That means that Harold Hammersmith wins. 273 00:21:18,927 --> 00:21:22,158 The chairman will be here. 274 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:29,085 Add a tablespoon of flour! 275 00:21:29,207 --> 00:21:30,686 - A tablespoon? - The big one. 276 00:21:30,767 --> 00:21:32,246 I remember, I remember. 277 00:21:33,247 --> 00:21:36,319 - A level tablespoon! - Come on, I want my breakfast! 278 00:21:36,407 --> 00:21:38,796 Then why don't you use an OCP breakfast mix? 279 00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:42,846 - I mean, they're tasty and they're trouble-free! - We don't eat OCP garbage! 280 00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:45,566 We're showing you how your female slaves have to live. 281 00:21:45,647 --> 00:21:47,956 That's right, and we're just getting started. 282 00:21:48,087 --> 00:21:51,557 - We've got washing, ironing... - Mending... dusting... 283 00:21:51,647 --> 00:21:54,161 - sweeping... polishing... - cleaning... scouring... 284 00:21:54,287 --> 00:21:57,404 - and a toilet bowl... - that needs scrubbing! Real bad! 285 00:21:59,287 --> 00:22:02,006 The tape was on every station last night, did you see it? 286 00:22:03,287 --> 00:22:05,721 Rochelle Carney! 287 00:22:05,847 --> 00:22:09,157 - You took off the blindfold? - He was making a mess! 288 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:12,597 I am shocked, Rochelle! How could you be a party to a thing like this? 289 00:22:12,727 --> 00:22:14,683 Read my book, Mr. Chairman! 290 00:22:14,847 --> 00:22:17,839 Perhaps you understand what sisterhood is all about. 291 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:20,481 - Sisterhood? - You heard the lady, now get back to work! 292 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:22,285 Yeah, where's my breakfast? 293 00:22:25,047 --> 00:22:26,047 Clean it up. 294 00:22:42,767 --> 00:22:44,723 - Allow me. - What the hell? 295 00:22:44,887 --> 00:22:47,924 Sorry, Harold, didn't mean to scare you. The door was open. 296 00:22:48,927 --> 00:22:52,363 What have you... done... about... 297 00:22:52,527 --> 00:22:53,596 The chairman? 298 00:22:54,127 --> 00:22:56,595 Harry, you've gotta start watching more TV. 299 00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:59,679 Seems a couple of rad fems 300 00:22:59,847 --> 00:23:03,635 were so offended by his sexist attitude last night 301 00:23:03,847 --> 00:23:06,042 - that they removed him from office. - Don't! 302 00:23:06,647 --> 00:23:09,286 Don't tell me any more! 303 00:23:09,727 --> 00:23:14,198 - My hands are clean, remember that, Chayken! - Of course they are, Harold. 304 00:23:14,607 --> 00:23:15,881 So are mine. 305 00:23:16,367 --> 00:23:21,885 In fact, this one, I believe, we can blame entirely on the ladies. 306 00:23:39,407 --> 00:23:40,407 Diana! 307 00:23:58,967 --> 00:24:00,195 Diana! 308 00:24:06,287 --> 00:24:07,959 What is the problem with Neurobrain? 309 00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,919 Problem? None that I know of. 310 00:24:10,127 --> 00:24:12,402 - Are you certain? - Yeah. 311 00:24:13,167 --> 00:24:14,167 Why? 312 00:24:17,887 --> 00:24:20,117 I need to have this disk analyzed. 313 00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:25,157 Sure, I'll get right on it. 314 00:24:36,367 --> 00:24:38,085 I love you very much. 315 00:24:43,327 --> 00:24:45,636 The kidnapping of the chairman of OCP 316 00:24:45,727 --> 00:24:48,639 is the work of rad fem minority led by Willa Sweet. 317 00:24:48,767 --> 00:24:52,601 It in no way represents the policies or goals of WOMB. 318 00:24:52,807 --> 00:24:56,686 We do not believe in using violence to achieve the equality for women. 319 00:25:05,647 --> 00:25:07,160 The bag is full. 320 00:25:07,887 --> 00:25:09,161 Then empty it. 321 00:25:27,967 --> 00:25:29,480 Go ahead, do your worst! 322 00:25:29,687 --> 00:25:32,963 You've abused me, you've humiliated me, you've made me do housework... 323 00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:35,727 - How much do you think a man can take? - Sisters, 324 00:25:35,847 --> 00:25:39,123 you know, it's really quite a shame but the chairman just doesn't seem to get it. 325 00:25:39,247 --> 00:25:42,557 - No, but he's gonna get it, aren't you? - Real soon! 326 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:46,317 Chip! 327 00:25:47,127 --> 00:25:48,196 Hey, how's it going, baby? 328 00:25:49,327 --> 00:25:51,966 These people are driving me up the wall. 329 00:25:52,047 --> 00:25:53,480 I know what you mean, dumpling. 330 00:25:53,647 --> 00:25:57,560 Willa and Punk aren't exactly my cup of camomile either. 331 00:25:57,927 --> 00:25:59,280 On the other hand... 332 00:26:02,007 --> 00:26:03,007 What is that, Chip? 333 00:26:03,367 --> 00:26:06,040 The chairman's stock portfolio, you've got it? 334 00:26:06,167 --> 00:26:08,237 All I have to do now is make the adjustments 335 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:11,803 like transferring half of his holdings into our secret account 336 00:26:11,887 --> 00:26:15,197 and then backdating the transactions to make them... 337 00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:17,118 undetectable. 338 00:26:17,287 --> 00:26:20,165 - Have you worked that out? - No, but I will. 339 00:26:20,367 --> 00:26:23,598 With the codes I can access the entire OCP system from here. 340 00:26:23,687 --> 00:26:26,406 Harold'll be so busy doing his victory dance he won't even notice. 341 00:26:26,527 --> 00:26:28,808 But he will notice that the company that he's taking over 342 00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,764 is worth only half of what he thought it was. 343 00:26:30,887 --> 00:26:32,115 Who cares? 344 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:34,995 He can't incriminate us without incriminating himself. 345 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:38,000 He's in this thing up to his monogrammed cummerbund. 346 00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:40,839 Anyway... 347 00:26:41,567 --> 00:26:45,606 you and I will be basking on the Swiss riviera... 348 00:26:45,727 --> 00:26:48,195 - with... you know what? - Say it, Chip! 349 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:51,360 - Say it! - What's that, baby? 350 00:26:51,487 --> 00:26:53,318 For God's sake, you know! 351 00:26:54,007 --> 00:26:56,077 The B-word. 352 00:27:00,607 --> 00:27:02,723 Are you referring to... 353 00:27:03,127 --> 00:27:04,719 a billion? 354 00:27:04,847 --> 00:27:09,477 - As in a billion big ones? - Oh God! 355 00:27:10,767 --> 00:27:13,565 - One more time. - No-no-no! 356 00:27:14,167 --> 00:27:15,441 All right, honey. 357 00:27:15,567 --> 00:27:19,480 I'll save it for a hot moonlit night in... Zurich. 358 00:27:19,607 --> 00:27:21,677 Oh Chip, please, no more! 359 00:27:23,607 --> 00:27:24,835 There is a slight problem. 360 00:27:25,767 --> 00:27:26,916 Yeah, what's that? 361 00:27:27,607 --> 00:27:29,996 - The chairman saw me. - He did? 362 00:27:33,967 --> 00:27:40,440 Well, I guess we'll just have to let our little sisters... deal with the chairman. 363 00:27:44,687 --> 00:27:46,405 Yes, I did see Willa Sweet yesterday. 364 00:27:46,527 --> 00:27:48,597 She was with that author, Rochelle Carney. 365 00:27:48,807 --> 00:27:53,039 That's Pudface Morgan's pal, she's the one who was fired for being behind the Inside Crime scandal. 366 00:27:53,607 --> 00:27:56,167 The woman with a grievance against OCP. 367 00:27:56,527 --> 00:27:59,599 When she left the WOMB office, she was with Willa and her friend, 368 00:27:59,807 --> 00:28:01,286 Punk I think they call her. 369 00:28:02,287 --> 00:28:05,085 And you yourself are an official of WOMB? 370 00:28:05,207 --> 00:28:07,323 - Yes, I am but... - Why? 371 00:28:08,007 --> 00:28:11,044 Why? Because I believe in the cause. 372 00:28:14,327 --> 00:28:18,764 When my husband was killed, I realized how unprepared I was to take care of myself. 373 00:28:19,087 --> 00:28:21,078 I was depending on him for everything. 374 00:28:21,447 --> 00:28:23,677 It wasn't his fault, it was mine. 375 00:28:24,287 --> 00:28:28,200 But now he's gone, and here I am, not qualified to do much of anything. 376 00:28:28,607 --> 00:28:31,838 Except help other women avoid making the same mistake. 377 00:28:32,807 --> 00:28:36,117 And, speaking of which, I have a seminar in an hour so... 378 00:28:36,327 --> 00:28:38,047 is there anything else I can help you with? 379 00:28:38,767 --> 00:28:40,405 Thank you for your cooperation. 380 00:28:41,447 --> 00:28:42,516 Welcome. 381 00:28:43,207 --> 00:28:44,765 - See you. - See you. 382 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:51,966 I don't understand. 383 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:55,903 - I thought that... - You thought you were a loving husband 384 00:28:55,927 --> 00:28:58,647 doing everything you could to provide for your family. And you were. 385 00:28:58,671 --> 00:29:00,548 You heard what she said, it wasn't your fault. 386 00:29:00,687 --> 00:29:03,807 Be proud of her, Murphy, it's a bit tough but she's making the best of things, 387 00:29:03,831 --> 00:29:07,301 you left her in a position to do that. That's your real legacy. 388 00:29:10,807 --> 00:29:12,604 Thank you, Madigan. 389 00:29:12,727 --> 00:29:16,276 - I appreciate that. - What are friends for, right? 390 00:29:17,807 --> 00:29:20,162 What do you say we check Miss Rochelle Carney? 391 00:29:20,687 --> 00:29:22,279 There's something I must do first. 392 00:29:23,087 --> 00:29:24,520 Okay. 393 00:29:24,687 --> 00:29:28,087 Keep in touch, all right? I've got a feeling this 2-o'clock meeting is the key to this 394 00:29:28,111 --> 00:29:30,386 and the clock is ticking. 395 00:29:31,287 --> 00:29:33,278 I'll let you know what I find out. 396 00:29:39,727 --> 00:29:42,366 - Have you analyzed the disk? - Not yet. 397 00:29:42,527 --> 00:29:45,166 - It's like nothing I've ever seen. - Could it be a virus? 398 00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:48,040 Well, if it is, what's it virusing? You asked about Neurobrain 399 00:29:48,127 --> 00:29:50,083 and there are no problems anywhere, I checked. 400 00:29:50,207 --> 00:29:52,447 Unless it's something specific to the chairman's system. 401 00:29:52,487 --> 00:29:54,842 - I'll keep on it. - Thank you, Charlie. 402 00:29:57,287 --> 00:30:01,678 Diana! Where are you? 403 00:30:38,127 --> 00:30:40,163 Harold Hammersmith, I knew it. 404 00:30:40,327 --> 00:30:43,444 - How clever you are. - Search warrant. 405 00:30:43,767 --> 00:30:46,918 But then again, girls are more clever than boys, 406 00:30:47,007 --> 00:30:50,044 as all our reputable surveys show. It's in my book. 407 00:30:50,167 --> 00:30:52,761 - I'll have to read it. - I'll help you get the chance. 408 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,842 It's so good to see you again, Lisa. 409 00:30:55,927 --> 00:30:58,680 Why don't you help me with my bags? 410 00:31:54,767 --> 00:31:58,157 You see, it's a virus, kid. 411 00:31:58,287 --> 00:32:02,439 Much more refined, no power loss, no Neurobrain drain. Just... 412 00:32:02,567 --> 00:32:06,276 aloha, Diana. 413 00:32:17,927 --> 00:32:20,919 Diana? Can you hear me? 414 00:32:34,047 --> 00:32:36,481 Diana? 415 00:32:41,807 --> 00:32:47,359 - Alex, wow! What was that? - A new strain of virus. 416 00:32:47,767 --> 00:32:49,837 - Chayken. - Right. 417 00:32:49,967 --> 00:32:53,482 Chip Chayken. That creep tried to kill me. 418 00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:55,843 And he almost did, again! 419 00:32:56,007 --> 00:32:59,124 - How did you find out? - The chairman has a security camera. 420 00:33:00,487 --> 00:33:02,682 - Did you know that? - Of course. 421 00:33:02,887 --> 00:33:05,720 He has no secrets from me. Who does? 422 00:33:31,567 --> 00:33:34,365 What are you up to now, Chayken? 423 00:33:35,527 --> 00:33:38,280 Nothing, Harold, just tidying up my data files. 424 00:33:38,367 --> 00:33:40,676 I'm workaholic, you know. 425 00:33:40,927 --> 00:33:43,487 Alcoholic is more like it. 426 00:33:43,687 --> 00:33:45,359 I just opened up another one. 427 00:33:45,527 --> 00:33:51,079 Just a couple more hours now, and OCP is all ours. 428 00:33:51,887 --> 00:33:53,366 I mean, all yours. 429 00:33:55,887 --> 00:33:57,764 Careful, Chayken, 430 00:33:57,927 --> 00:34:00,805 don't be getting any delusions of grandeur. 431 00:34:00,927 --> 00:34:03,487 Perish the thought, Harry! I wouldn't dream of it. 432 00:34:04,327 --> 00:34:05,885 Caviar? 433 00:34:08,607 --> 00:34:11,804 - Wake up, sisters! - Detective Madigan... 434 00:34:12,527 --> 00:34:15,325 - Mr. Chairman, are you all right? - Yes, I suppose so. 435 00:34:15,407 --> 00:34:16,840 - What is this? - A cop? 436 00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:20,004 Exactly, a defender of the status quo. 437 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:21,839 A traitor to her own sex. 438 00:34:22,007 --> 00:34:26,000 A woman who sold out to the male establishment for the price of a badge 439 00:34:26,087 --> 00:34:29,921 - and a gun. - You guys don't actually believe this crap, do you? 440 00:34:30,047 --> 00:34:33,483 This woman does not care about you or the cause or anything but herself. 441 00:34:33,927 --> 00:34:37,607 She's using you guys, she's getting ready to take off, she's got her bags packed in the car! 442 00:34:37,647 --> 00:34:40,605 Yes, they are, packed with books and pamphlets 443 00:34:40,727 --> 00:34:43,303 so we can spread the word of our struggle to all the unenlightened masses everywhere. 444 00:34:43,327 --> 00:34:44,646 Don't listen to her, girls. 445 00:34:44,687 --> 00:34:46,598 - Oh, don't worry! - We aren't that stupid. 446 00:34:46,647 --> 00:34:48,399 We hate traitors. 447 00:34:53,447 --> 00:34:57,122 I deplore the kidnapping of the chairman of OCP. 448 00:34:57,407 --> 00:35:01,366 I really do. But... life goes on. 449 00:35:01,727 --> 00:35:03,922 As we used to say at the Harvard business school, 450 00:35:04,127 --> 00:35:09,565 business is bigger than any individual business man... um, person. 451 00:35:09,647 --> 00:35:14,846 That's why for the good of OCP and of the nation itself 452 00:35:15,047 --> 00:35:19,802 today's board of directors' meeting must proceed as scheduled at 2 o'clock. 453 00:35:20,007 --> 00:35:22,760 Thank you, that's all. 454 00:35:28,167 --> 00:35:30,476 Are you certain Chip Chayken is in there? 455 00:35:30,647 --> 00:35:32,956 That's where his v-phone calls are coming from. 456 00:35:33,167 --> 00:35:36,682 And who is more to gain from the chairman's kidnapping than Harold Hammersmith? 457 00:35:44,207 --> 00:35:47,597 - Rochelle Carney. - The feminist? 458 00:35:47,847 --> 00:35:49,075 The opportunist. 459 00:36:01,967 --> 00:36:04,527 You know what's worse than being called a traitor to my own sex? 460 00:36:04,567 --> 00:36:06,842 Being tied up with a pig like you. 461 00:36:06,967 --> 00:36:08,241 What? What are you saying? 462 00:36:08,327 --> 00:36:11,364 Rad fems are right, OCP is the most sexist corporation in America. 463 00:36:11,447 --> 00:36:14,757 You deserve what's coming to you. Me, what, I was just doing my job! 464 00:36:14,967 --> 00:36:16,605 No one forced you to be a cop. 465 00:36:16,727 --> 00:36:20,103 Hey, there's nothing wrong with being a cop, but working for jerks like this is the problem. 466 00:36:20,127 --> 00:36:22,004 Detective Madigan, I can hardly believe it! 467 00:36:22,127 --> 00:36:23,640 Really? Then believe this! 468 00:36:24,527 --> 00:36:27,967 - Detective, have you lost your mind? - I'll save the world from a sexist pig like you! 469 00:36:28,127 --> 00:36:29,127 Now! 470 00:36:31,847 --> 00:36:32,847 Oh no, you don't! 471 00:36:34,727 --> 00:36:35,796 Get up, Mr. Chairman! 472 00:36:37,727 --> 00:36:38,762 Look out! 473 00:36:45,407 --> 00:36:46,407 Get off him! 474 00:36:51,647 --> 00:36:53,638 Careful, you're breaking my... (tubes?) 475 00:36:53,767 --> 00:36:56,565 - Where are the keys? Say, where are they? - In my pocket. 476 00:36:56,967 --> 00:36:59,527 - Careful, it tickles! - Nothing personal. 477 00:37:01,287 --> 00:37:02,561 What? So it's my fault? 478 00:37:04,087 --> 00:37:07,007 - Chairman, I believe you have a meeting to attend. - Yes, I believe I do. 479 00:37:08,407 --> 00:37:09,407 Sit still! 480 00:37:18,567 --> 00:37:20,080 Harold Hammersmith! 481 00:37:22,167 --> 00:37:23,167 Who? 482 00:37:23,327 --> 00:37:26,125 I have reason to believe Chip Chayken is in this house. 483 00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,327 Who? 484 00:37:27,367 --> 00:37:30,916 If you insist I will obtain a warrant but you must stay here. 485 00:37:31,007 --> 00:37:34,317 - But I've got a board meeting! - Chip, outside! 486 00:37:34,887 --> 00:37:38,482 For an old buffoon Harold has pretty good taste in jackets, what do you think? 487 00:37:38,727 --> 00:37:41,799 - Robocop's here! - That's too bad. 488 00:37:44,007 --> 00:37:46,680 All right, Chayken's here. 489 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:49,441 He had no place to stay, I did him a favor. 490 00:37:50,367 --> 00:37:52,961 Just too big-hearted for my own good. 491 00:37:53,087 --> 00:37:56,397 He is implicated in kidnapping of the chairman of OCP. 492 00:37:56,527 --> 00:37:58,836 You can't pin that on me! My hands are clean! 493 00:38:09,807 --> 00:38:11,638 I like the chairman! 494 00:38:11,727 --> 00:38:13,001 I really do! 495 00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:17,998 What are you stopping for? Flatten that freak! 496 00:38:18,127 --> 00:38:21,836 Don't give me orders, Chip! I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions. 497 00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:33,198 Yes! We did it! 498 00:38:33,287 --> 00:38:35,642 We bounced that bag of bolts from here to Helsinki Hall! 499 00:38:35,727 --> 00:38:37,718 Oh baby, you are the greatest! 500 00:38:37,927 --> 00:38:40,566 You should know by now, Chip, I'm a resourceful woman. 501 00:38:42,167 --> 00:38:43,566 God! 502 00:38:50,487 --> 00:38:51,966 What happened? Who did that? 503 00:38:59,847 --> 00:39:03,157 You are under arrest. Get out of the car. 504 00:39:12,167 --> 00:39:14,806 - Put your hands in the air. - How, like this? 505 00:39:14,927 --> 00:39:17,839 Don't move or she gets it! 506 00:39:18,007 --> 00:39:20,999 - Chip, wait, wait! What are you doing? - I'm a resourceful guy, babe. 507 00:39:21,087 --> 00:39:24,762 - Back off, or she's toast! - He means it, he's a classic woman-hater! 508 00:39:26,527 --> 00:39:29,758 - Then why are you with him? - Obviously, I'm a classic victim! 509 00:39:29,887 --> 00:39:32,168 Save it for the talk shows, kids, I'm getting outta here! 510 00:39:32,207 --> 00:39:34,675 You're not going anywhere, slime ball. 511 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,320 - What? - Who is that? 512 00:39:38,327 --> 00:39:40,124 Oh no! 513 00:39:56,287 --> 00:39:59,404 You worm, you insect! 514 00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:09,924 You murdering snake! You... you... man! 515 00:40:16,567 --> 00:40:18,762 Did he miss a payment on his electric bill? 516 00:40:20,487 --> 00:40:22,921 Something like that. 517 00:40:26,287 --> 00:40:29,484 A shocking development today following a series of arrests 518 00:40:29,567 --> 00:40:31,956 in the kidnapping of the chairman of OCP. 519 00:40:32,087 --> 00:40:35,204 That's right, Bo, Vetrocomp president Harold Hammersmith 520 00:40:35,327 --> 00:40:39,878 withdrew his bid for control of OCP citing personal conflicts. 521 00:40:40,087 --> 00:40:44,763 Meanwhile, the chairman has emerged from his ordeal with an announcement of his own. 522 00:40:44,967 --> 00:40:48,403 Frankly, I have a whole new appreciation of the difficulties 523 00:40:48,527 --> 00:40:52,315 faced by the homemakers of America. 524 00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:55,082 As a result, I'm declaring 525 00:40:55,287 --> 00:40:59,758 a 15% discount on all OCP products for women. 526 00:41:00,287 --> 00:41:01,287 Thank you. 527 00:41:02,407 --> 00:41:04,045 15%. 528 00:41:04,127 --> 00:41:06,687 Obviously it was a life-altering experience for the chairman. 529 00:41:06,887 --> 00:41:09,401 - It was for Chip Chayken. - Let's hope so. 530 00:41:10,967 --> 00:41:13,925 I did not know you could focus your energy that way. 531 00:41:14,007 --> 00:41:16,521 Neither did I, to tell you the truth. 532 00:41:17,127 --> 00:41:19,925 He just got me so mad. 533 00:41:20,487 --> 00:41:23,001 Who says women can't handle power?